Phat Physician
- God: *creates the human butt*
- God: Oh they are gonna love this
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sometimes i wish i was an octopus so i could feel 8 butts at once
“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”
Omg I don’t know why I laughed so hard… omg I can’t stop laughing omgggg
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Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.
how on earth is he holding her with just his hands like that
the power of gay
so beautiful
I’m literally only reblogging it for the “power of gay” comment hahahahah
(Source: moonchild30)
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“First one to bring me that will get a ride back with Peggy!”
you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
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DA DA DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA SATAN
DA DA DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA AFRO
SATAN
AFRO
SATAN
AFRO
SACRIFICE
SACRIFICE
SACRIFICE
AFRO
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